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longmontpotion:

This is a record store, bro! We don’t do that no more.

Well, how much do you charge, man? I just wanted a trim, y'know, like a taper.

Bro, we don’t do that no more.

Look, check it out, you’re in Beauty, man. That’s what it says, and you’re in my neighborhood. I live two-

Your phone book is wrong.

I live eight blocks from there, I can walk down there.

Okay, come on through and see what we got.

What do you- how much you charge for a haircut?

Come and see, man.

I don’t know, I, I’ll come down there!

What, you don’t think I’m gonna come down?

Come on through.

Why don’t you come down here and cut my frickin’ hair one time?

Stand by!

lifeblossom:

well, that works